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Thursday, October 22, 2020
Jokes

Jokes

Most popular jokes of all the time.

Examiner ka mode acha ho

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Ham wo azeem log he  jo

Paper acha hone ke dua ki bajay

Ye dua mangte hen

Ke

Ya Allah Jab examiner mera paper check kre tu

Us ka mode acha ho

Sath me mere school ka bag bhi le ja

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Chor ghar ka mahenga saman chura

Kar bhagne laga tu

Papo ki ankh khul gay

Papo bola:

Sath me mera school ka bag bhi le ja

Warna me shor macha ke sab ko bulaon ga

Hahahaha

Ae ghar ae Allah da

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Faqeer sehri ke wakt shaikh ke ghar gya

Aor awaz lagai “me Allah ka mehman hon”

Shaikh us ka hath pakarh kar masjid le gaya or bola

Ae ghar ae Allah da

Shaitan ke bajay internet band

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Agar Ramzan me shautan ki bajay

Internet band kar dya jay tu

Log zyada naik ho jayn

Pocho shayed mujhe ata ho

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Faqeer shaikh se:

10 rupe ka sawal he baba

Shaikh:

Pocho shayed mujhe ata ho..

Faqeer:

Dhur fitte munh

Mujhe door ka nazar nahe ata

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Mareez:Mujhe door ka nazar nahen ata

doctor: Asman ki traf dekho wo kya he?

mareez: chand

doctor: tu us se age kya frishta dekhna he>

Apne bap ki aolad he tu pas kar ke dikha

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Paper me sawal aya ke

chelenge kise kehte hen??

me ne paper khali chorh ke akhri page par likha

apne bap ki aolad hetu pas kar ke dkha…

“It’s called challenge”

Wakt aor Aam ki guthli

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Tahqiq se pata chala he ke

do chezen hath se buht speed se nikal jati

hen.

Aik Wakt aor

dosri Aam ki guthli

Eid tu Kunware log manate hen..

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Eid tu kunware log

manate hen

shadi shuda tu

Eid par bhi

Bivi ko hi

manate hen

Tumhe tu bacha lo

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Aik sardar pani me

dob raha tha ke uske

hath me machli a gye.

sardar ne machli ko baher phenkte hoe kaha:

me tu wese bhi dob raha hon tumhen tu bacha

lon.

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